Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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