So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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