weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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