Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
as a side note pls kill me
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