So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
