This is not my ceiling
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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