people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
