I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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