its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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