i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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