I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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