if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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