you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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