These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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