do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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