Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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