So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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