DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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