The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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