"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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