Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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