the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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