accomplished twins. life is a go
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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