I think im going to throw up on grandma
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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