I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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