Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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