dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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