Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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