something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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