i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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