So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm bleeding and have questions
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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