Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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