There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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