playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
whose ass print is on the piano?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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