We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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