rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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