Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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