if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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