Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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