She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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