I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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