I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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