your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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