Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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