R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Fuck appropriateness.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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