nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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