i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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