me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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