Got a toothbrush?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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