Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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