he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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