As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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