She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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