Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I party with great urgency now.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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